You know what I like? I like dry air hitting my face. The smell of burnt rubber coming off my hog’s tire. And speed, baby. Real speed. You know what I don’t like? I don’t like the damn internet. ♪ [music] ♪ Everyday it’s tweet tweet tweet tweet tweet How about you honk your hog’s… Read more Kim Coates Hates the Internet
(electronic hum) (laughing) – Hi, Grampy! – There you are! I thought you weren’t gonna make it. – Oh, no, have you been waiting? I told you I was running late. – Oh, I didn’t see any message. – Oh, no, not on a phone. I sent you a thought on the Hivemind. Let me… Read more Enter The Hivemind | Bad Internet
– Ok Google. – [Alexa] That’s not a name I can respond to. (people laughing) – [Man] My apologies, I don’t understand. – They’re talkin’ to each other now and they just ignorin’ me. (soft rock music) – How do I, how do we know my accent is real? Listen to it, step one. Number… Read more Could these Smart Devices Understand Our Southern Accents?
♪♪ ♪♪ WOMAN:Uh, what can I say about Zac?He’s a really funny drunk.[laughter]Like, a really good-natured drunk. When I see him and he’s too drunk, it makes me still wanna drink,even though I know he’s too drunk.–[laughs] –Yeah.Most other people, if I see them drunk,I’m like, “Oh, I don’t wanna get like that,”but then Zac’s… Read more The Cast Dishes on Bad Internet (Behind the Scenes)
Where are we? Welcome to Trovical! You are looking for a new exciting server? Yes we are! You guys know that you don’t have any pants on right? Oh… Let’s start your adventure! Factions Explore Make a Faction Make a Base Creative Let your fantasy be free Show others your epic builds. SkyBlock Choose Custom… Read more Minecrafts BEST SERVER??!!
What’s up greg, I hope you’re all having a great 2019. Welcome back to another episode of- *squints at camera screen* What the fuck? Where did all of these nutcrackers come from? *clunk clunk clunk* *more clunk* *dramatic music* (together) Wanna make a video? [Danny] What’s up, Greg, I hope you’re all having a great… Read more The Strangest Story On The Internet (w/ Drew Gooden)
Are you an astronaut? Cause you’re out of this world. Shut up! I am Lucy. I will guide you through your expedition. T – 3 minutes until the launch of Space Q Legacy. Powered by Google. [Gibson] Did she just say google? [Carter] Yeah they’re sponsoring this whole expedition, Gibson. We linked your Google accounts… Read more ASTRONAUT GOOGLE SEARCH FAIL
– … so are you up for it? – Why not? See you monday then. A-Are you leaving? Yeah, I’m in a hurry… But see you soon. – Let’s see about that. – What? When you ask someone out on a friday night then you can’t just leave after a hour? Everything shorter than three… Read more Having a Crush on your Boss? | E5 | BOSSY
– IT’S THE VIEW OUTSIDE PEOPLE’S DOORS AND WINDOWS THAT HAS WALNUT CREEK NEIGHBORS DOING DOUBLE TAKES. YES, THAT’S A GUY WITH A RIFLE STRAPPED ACROSS HIS BACK WALKING DOWN THE SIDEWALK. – THIS IS MY GRANDDAD’S GUN FROM WORLD WAR II. – 19-YEAR-OLD JOHN SCHULTZ ALSO WEARS A BULLETPROOF VEST, CARRIES AMMO, AND KEEPS… Read more Tosh.0 – Web Redemption – Rifle Kid
Here we are.. Talk carefully. My name shouldn’t come. Where is he going. Inspector. Inspector sir. I respect Mumbai Police alot. But currently its matter of my heart. That sir will go.. But Inspector sir, I beg of you. Sir and ma’am will go. I haven’t done such thing for myself. Sometimes you should do… Read more Arranged Joint | EP 05 – Green | Smoked up comedy | Rom Com Web Series | Originals | Feel Good Story