Melissa McCarthy Attempts Celebrity Noses

Melissa McCarthy Attempts Celebrity Noses


>>WELCOME BACK, SO IF YOU ARE A
FAN OF THIS SHOW, YOU KNOW THERE A SEGMENT JAMES IS ALWAYS
TRYING TO DO BUT HE CAN’T EVER SEEM TO FIGURE IT OUT. SOMETHING ALWAYS GOES WRONG. THERE ARE ALWAYS COMICATE
KAITIONS T IS SORT OF LIKE JEEZ, GET IT TOGETHER, CORDEN. SO I THOUGHT I WOULD HELP HIM
OUT AND SHOW HIM HOW IT IS DONE BECAUSE ST NOT THAT HARD, AT
ALL. I THINK YOU KNOW WHAT I AM GOING
TO SAY, I SMELL A GOOD TIME, YOU SMELL A GOOD TIME, IT’S TIME FOR
CELEBRITY NOSE NOSES.>>NOW AS WE ALL KNOW,
CELEBRITIES HAVE NOSES BUT SOME OF THOSE NOSES ARE MORE
CELEBRATED THAN.>>HO, HO, HO,O, HO. MERRY CHRISTMAS, EVERYBODY.>>ARE THOSE SLEIGH BELLS, I’M
IN THE MIDDLE OF A SHOW, GUISE.>>PREPARATION.>>PREPARATION FOR WHAT?>>PREPARATION FOR CHRISTMAS
SHOW TOMORROW.>>NO, NO WAY! I KNOW CORDEN LETS THINGS LIKE
THIS SLIDE AND THAT IS WHY YOU NEVER GET THROUGH THIS BIT BUT
IT’S NOT THE CHRISTMAS SHOW YET AND I’M NOT SOME SWEET LITTLE
BRITISH ENGLISH MUFFIN. I’M FROM THE MIDWEST. CUT THE BELLS.>>BELLS CUT, PROCEED.>>OKAY. THANK YOU. WHERE WAS I. OKAY, HAVE I DONE THE INTRO, I
HAVE DONE THE MUSIC. NOW AS WE ALL KNOW CELEBRITIES
HAVE NOSES. BUT SOME NOSES ARE– .>>WHAT IS THE HELL IS THIS?>>PREPARATION.>>OH MY GOD.>>PREENGS FOR CHRISTMAS SHOW
TOMORROW.>>I’M COVERED IN SNOW.>>CHRISTMAS SHOW TOMORROW.>>BUT WHY IS IT NOW. THAT IS TOMORROW AND I’M COVERED
IN SNOW TODAY.>>IT IS IN MY MOUTH.>>PROCEED.>>I WAS TRYING TO PCEED,
MAYBE IF YOU WOULD STOP INTRPTING ME I COULD.>>COPY THAT, NO MORE
INTERRUPTING.>>WELL, YOU JUST DID IT AGAIN
BUT.>>PROCEED WHO EVEN ARE YOU,
COME OUT OF THE BOOTH YOU COWARD.>>NEGATIVE.>>YEAH. OKAY. FINE. WHERE WAS I. THE INTRO, I DID MUSIC. WHATEVER.>>OKAY. ALL SELL REBBITY VTION NOSES,
BUT SOME SNOASES ARE– GODS, WHAT THE HELL!>>PREPARATION.>>NO, NO MORE PREPARATION,
OKAY. I’M GETTING– [BLEEP] ABOUT
THIS, WITH A MEMBER OF MY SHOW RIGHT NOW, WE DON’T HAVE A LOT
OF TIME. HAVE I TO GET THROUGH THIS.>>COPY THAT, PROCEED.>>THANK YOU. OKAY. WE DID INTRO, WE DID MUSIC. THEN THERE WAS A INSANE SNOW
DUMP.>>COPY THAT, CUE SNOW DUMP.>>
(LAUGHTER)>>NO, STOP!>>ARE YOU SAYING STOP OR DON’T
STOP.>>I’M VERY CLEARLY SING STOP,
SERIOUSLY, NO MORE PREPARATION.>>CUE PREPARATION.>>NO! WHAT IS THIS, GELT?>>PREPARATION FOR HANUKKAH
SHOW.>>WELL, STOP IT. DON’T PREPARE FOR THE HANUKKAH
SHOW.>>FINE. RACIST.>>NO, NO, NO. NO, I’M NOT. I JUST DON’T WANT ANY
PREPARATION FOR ANY OTHER SHOW. NOT THE HANUKKAH SHOW, NOT THE
CHRISTMAS– NOT THE CHRISTMAS SHOW.>>COPY THAT, PREPARE FOR
KRITION MASS SHOW.>>OH MY GOD. SANTA CLAUS IS COMING TO TOWN. ♪ WE’RE NOT DOING THIS, IT, WHAT
ARE YOU– (APPLAUSE)
I DON’T WANT THIS. NO, I DONE WANT IT, I DON’T WANT
IT. NO, I DON’T WANT IT, TAKE IT
BACK. TAKE IT BACK, TAKE IT BACK. NO!>>CARRY ON, CARRY ON.>>OKAY. DANCING, NO NOR SNOW, NO MORE
CHRISTMAS [BLEEP] SHUT UP. I AM THE HOST TONIGHT AND I’M
GOING TO FINISH CELEBRITY NOSES BECAUSE IT HAS NOW BECOME
WEIRDLY IMPORTANT TO ME. NOW I’M GOING TO SIT AT THAT
DESK AND DO THIS PIECE UNINTERRUPTED OR I’M GOING TO
SHOVE YOUR JOLLY ASS RIGHT BACK UP THE CHIMNEY, SANTA. (CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)
>>OKAY ALL CELEBRITIES AS YOU KNOW HAVE.>>WE’RE OUT OF TIME, CUE
COMMERCIALS.>>WE’LL BE RIGHT BACK. NOW I KNOW JAMES AN APOLOGY.

100 thoughts on “Melissa McCarthy Attempts Celebrity Noses

  1. Damn! This is the first time I’m seeing a guest host do this segment and I’ve got to say that Melissa is being treated more harshly by the distractions than James ever has in my opinion!πŸ€·β€β™‚οΈπŸ€·β€β™‚οΈπŸ€·β€β™‚οΈ

  2. Haha wow
    Every single time they dumped snow on her, I laughed haha
    This was definitely a good take on one of his skits

  3. Why hasn't Josh Gad been a guest host for James yet. This would be very funny.

    But I have to say, Melissa did an amazing job with trying to do this segment.

  4. Brendon Urie
    Twenty One Pilots
    Post Malone
    Avril Lavigne
    Charlie Puth
    Pat Benatar
    Taylor Swift
    Green Day
    Paramore
    The Strokes
    Ke$ha
    Rihanna
    Eminem
    Ava Max
    Bebe Rexha
    Pitbull
    Kendrick Lamar
    Travis Scott
    Lorde
    Halsey
    Ciara
    Dua Lipa
    Louis Tomlinson
    Zayn Malik
    Chris Brown
    Smash Mouth
    All American Rejects
    Imagine Dragons
    MCR
    Logic
    Evanescence
    Smashing Pumpkins
    Fall Out Boy

    Carpool PLEASEEEEEEEEEEEE JAMES

  5. Brendon Urie
    Twenty One Pilots
    Post Malone
    Avril Lavigne
    Charlie Puth
    Pat Benatar
    Taylor Swift
    Green Day
    Paramore
    The Strokes
    Ke$ha
    Rihanna
    Eminem
    Ava Max
    Bebe Rexha
    Pitbull
    Kendrick Lamar
    Travis Scott
    Lorde
    Halsey
    Ciara
    Dua Lipa
    Louis Tomlinson
    Zayn Malik
    Chris Brown
    Smash Mouth
    All American Rejects
    Imagine Dragons
    MCR
    Logic
    Evanescence
    Smashing Pumpkins
    Fall Out Boy

    Carpool PLEASEEEEEEEEEEEE JAMES

  6. LMAOOO this just became my favourite Celebrity Noses!!! This is even FUNNIER than James LOOL πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

  7. Well done Mel. You did it better. Sorry JC my love. Might I suggest this segment is done by celebrities, then it becomes HUGE then sell it to 🍎tv.

  8. Well James has a terrible time doing this segment
    But Melissa has also a terrible time doing this segment as well now #CelebrityNoses
    James is funny to laugh doing celebrity noses
    But Melissa is EVEN FUNNIER
    MERRY CHRISTMAS!

  9. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚. Oh my god! I love u Melissa

  10. " . . . Because now this has become weirdly important to me!!" πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ Oh, I know that feeling well.

    And now I want the actual Christmas show to incorporate all of these elements.

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