Internet Cafe Cool Guy

Internet Cafe Cool Guy


[keyboard typing sounds] I can’t find Napster on this, can you find Napster? This computer is messed up, hey man Can you Google for me, eh
This computer is messed up, hey man Can you Google for me, eh “what to do if your dad’s having sex with your girlfriend?” I don’t ask cause I don’t – I mean I don’t have a girlfriend but I’ve
“what to do if your dad’s having sex with your girlfriend?” I don’t ask cause I don’t – I mean I don’t have a girlfriend but I’ve I’ve never met my dad either, so it’s just a way to… it’s a way to make connections. Oh I’ll tell you who’s a cool group of guys to hang out with Incels They’re cool, man, you can hang out with themmm You caaaaan, uh, like imagine what a kiss is like, who knows
You caaaaan, uh, like imagine what a kiss is like, who knows shhh!! Incels, good boys, good boys, I love them *kiss* to kiss them What is that accent? Oh I’m an idiot? I’m an idiot? …I guess we’re all idiots, but you know when I started doing this voice people started to take notice of me, people started to see me and I know it can be hard to be the loudest person in the room but at least I feel like I’m not invisible anymore You might not like me but I…
but at least I feel like I’m not invisible anymore You might not like me but I… I like me just fine Hey man can you get an STD from a Ferris Wheel? Cheque please!
Hey man can you get an STD from a Ferris Wheel? Cheque please! Hey man that’s a cool t-shirt, are you a sailor or something? I’m saying you’re a cool — a sailor on the seven seas

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